i like what it does, i like its hows.: May 2010

I THINK THIS WILL WORK BETTER IF I MAKE LISTS?

1. I MISS HAMILTON.. SO MUCH. THERE I SAID IT... YEA TORONTO IS GREAT BUT FRIENDS MAKE A HUMONGO DIFFERENCE.

2. FUCK I WANT TO BE SKINNER, MAYBE CHOP OFF 15 LBS? I ALWAYS AM LIKE "ALRIGHT KELLY, GET IT TOGETHER... STOP EATING SO MUCH!"... IT ALWAYS FAILS.

3. YOU GIRLS, THAT ARE ALWAYS AROUND AND I DON'T KNOW WHY? STOP ITTTT.

4. YES I JUDGE YOU WHEN I FIRST MEET YOU, SO IMPRESS ME AND KEEP ME INTERESTED! 'CAUSE I GET BORED REEEEAL QUICK.

5. LISTEN TO BETTER MUSIC SOCIETY. YER GETTING ON MY NERVES.

6. I DON'T WEAR BRAS MUCH.. ONLY WHEN I NEED TO, THEY ARE SO UNCOMFORTABLE! SO DON'T ACT SO WEIRD AND UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND ME JESUS!

7. I NEED MORE PLEASURE IN MY LIFE, YES I MEAN WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. FUCK.. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M UGLY ER SOMETHING!?

8. TELL EVERYONE ABOUT MY BLOG IF YER READING THIS, 'CAUSE IT'S GOOD AND PRETTY.

9. I REALLY NEED A CAMERA, IT'S ESSENTIAL FOR BLOGGING AND MY LIFE 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS SAYING "I WISH I HAD A CAMERA TO CAPTURE THIS MOMENT!"

10. MAN BLOGGING IS HARD WORK.. YOU WOULDN'T THINK SO BUT YOU THOUGHT WRONG MY FRIEND! SEE, I WAS AWAY FOR LIKE 2 DAYS AND I'VE SPENT 3 ER 4 HOURS UPDATING MYSELF. IT WOULD BE EASIER IF I DIDN'T DO WHAT I DO BUT I'M OBSESSIVE ABOUT KEEPING THIS THING ORGANIZED AS SHIT.

11. I FEEL LIKE I'M IN GRADE SCHOOL AGAIN 'CAUSE I DON'T GO OUT HERE IN TORONTO AT ALL WHEN I'M SO USED TO GOING OUT IN HAMILTON. DO I JUST STOP RANDOM PEOPLE THAT I FEEL ARE INTERESTING AND ASK THEM TO HANG OUT? AHHHH.

12. MY GUY FRIENDS ARE QUITE THE LOOKERS EH... IT'S GREAT. OKAY THAT SOUNDED FLAUNTY'ISH.. BASICALLY I THINK MY MAN FRIENDS ARE HANDSOME HA

I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.. I'M BOUND TO LIST OFF MORE SOON.

I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY

OKAY SO READ THE TITLE, IT FEELS GREAT! I JUST DISCOVERED THIS FUCKIN' RAD GIRL NAMED ALEXI WASSER AND HER BLOG "I'M BOY CRAZY". SHE IS SO RAD I WANT TO SECRETLY BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH HER. ANYWAYSSSSS.. SHE TALKS ABOUT EVERYTHING TO DO WITH BOYS/GUYS/MEN, UPFRONT, TRUTHFULLY AND HARSH EVEN IF. SHE INSPIRED ME TO TALK MORE ON MY BLOG, I MEAN NOT JUST RAMBLE ON ABOUT USELESS SHIT BUT THE SHIT YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW.. YA KNOW? OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT A SEX BOMB GOD LIKE SHE IS AND NOT EVEN NEAR AS EXPERIENCED SEXUAL AS SHE IS... WHOA, I'M WRITING AS IF I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME! SCRATCH THAT.. I'M JUST DO WHAT EVERYTHING PERSON THAT HAS A BLOG DOES... TALK ABOUT MY LIFE! PS, BELOW I HAVE ENCLOSED THE VIDEO THAT MADE ME FALL IN LERVE WITH HER AAAND COOL PHOTOS. AND YES, EMBRACE THE SIDE BOOB/NO BRA ERA!